Monday, October 26, 2015

SepTTTember 2015

Let's get September posted before the October numbers come out. Seriously, I can't motivate myself to spend a couple of minutes copying and pasting off the BLS website any more.

Since I don't post often, dragging my heels allows me to include a timely story. NY Times finally called out the legal academy in The Law School Debt Crisis. About ten years after the pioneering scambloggers noted that law schools hamstrung their graduates with crippling debt and an unusable degree while taking on no risk themselves, the Gray Lady's editorial board joined the party. Nando has a typically trenchant post here.

My overall reaction is meh; this editorial will have the same impact as calls for gun control following a shooting at an elementary school.

First of all, the Times is an elitist rag that has as much concern for law students as Hillary Clinton has for the middle class. Law schools scamming students doesn't bother the editors a whit. Plebeian Southern schools scamming students bothers them greatly. On the other side of the aisle, literally and figuratively, is a Congress that believes in privatizing gains and socializing losses.

Second, they ignore the elephant in the room, the American Bar Association. The loan programs the editors describe are available to all graduate students. While these programs have contributed to tuition far outpacing inflation, graduates of most disciplines will benefit from their degree. Law is unique in being unable to regulate itself, in knowingly accepting unqualified students, its penchant for fraud, and for operating institutions solely for the benefit of faculty, administration, and investors. I used to think turning off the loan spigot was the best way to deal with the legal academy, but it would have to be done without unnecessarily harming other disciplines. Ultimately, the best way to control the ABA is to remove its accreditation authority, but the ABA is another elitist organization that pays lip service to the non-ruling class and the Times has its back.

Finally, one more elephant in the room: the courts. We're at the point where there is no cause of action you could bring against a law school that would survive summary judgment. Law students are ipso facto sophisticated consumers, 140 LSATs and all. Rather than helping matters, the most influential media source in the country has put matriculants on notice, "You gonna get raped." Pretty funny that we've reached the point where nearly the entire country knows that attending a non-elite school is a scam yet there are still enough waterheads trooping off to school to keep the enterprise going. Except maybe at Indiana Tech.

Have a scammy day.

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t17.htm

Not seasonally adjustedSeptember20141,111,600
July20151,131,200
August20151,123,400
September20151,119,1007,500
Seasonally adjustedSeptember20141,117,800
July20151,121,300
August20151,120,400
September20151,125,1007,300
Change from Aug-15 to
Sep-15
4,700

Friday, September 4, 2015

AugusTTT 2015

Only down about 5000 jobs since August 2014. In response, the legal academy has cranked up its balderdash machinery.

→ Michael Simkovic’s Million Dollar Law Degree Proclamation Gets Flushed
→ When the Dollar Sign Flashes in the Night Sky...

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t17.htm

Not seasonally adjustedAugust20141,124,700
June20151,131,300
July20151,131,200
August20151,121,800-2,900
Seasonally adjustedAugust20141,122,400
June20151,120,600
July20151,119,600
August20151,117,600-4,800
Change from Jul-15 to
Aug-15
-2,000

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

July 2015

So I'm a month behind. Sue me. To the induhviduals starting law school this fall, the numbers will look the same when you graduate. Trust me: they haven't budged in four years. Have fun chasing the fox.

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t17.htm

Not seasonally adjustedJuly20141,129,600
May20151,119,600
June20151,131,700
July20151,132,4002,800
Seasonally adjustedJuly20141,118,700
May20151,122,500
June20151,122,000
July20151,122,2003,500
Change from Jun-15 to
Jul-15
200

Saturday, July 4, 2015

June 2015

Sure, the legal industry is stagnant, but that shouldn't deter you from going to law school. May I suggest Concordia?

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t17.htm

Not seasonally adjustedJune20141,128,900
April20151,117,800
May20151,119,400
June20151,130,9002,000
Seasonally adjustedJune20141,119,400
April20151,122,000
May20151,122,200
June20151,121,4002,000
Change from May-15 to
Jun-15
-800

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy

Vault just released its list of the top 100 law firms. The methodology perfectly captures what a fucked-up industry law is.

The online survey asked attorneys to score each of the law firms on a scale of 1 to 10 based on how presTTTigious it is to work for the firm. Associates were asked to ignore any firm with which they were unfamiliar and were not allowed to rank their own firm.

Remember that in the Top 100, Vault is not assessing firms by profit, size, lifestyle, number of deals or quality of service; we are ranking the most presTTTigious law firms based on the perceptions of currently practicing lawyers at peer firms.

I'm glad survey respondents needn't trouble their fine minds with boring stuff such as quality, innovation, productivity, or, heaven forbid, results. All in on presTTTige, baby. Congratulations to the newly-annointed most presTTTigious firms. May your billing rates rise to meet your awesomeness.

#1 Wachtell, Lipton, Rosen & Katz
#2 Cravath, Swaine & Moore
#3 Skadden, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom
#4 Sullivan & Cromwell
#5 Davis Polk & Wardwell
#6 Simpson Thacher & Bartlett
#7 Kirkland & Ellis
#8 Cleary Gottlieb Steen & Hamilton
#9 Weil, Gotshal & Manges
#10 Latham & Watkins

Saturday, June 6, 2015

May 2015

There was a small gain year-over-year. Get your application in NOW!

In other news, "Paula Lorona, a former assistant director of financial aid at Arizona Summit Law School, claims that starting in May 2014, all three of InfiLaw's schools — Arizona Summit, Charlotte, and Florida Coastal — began offering $5,000 payoffs to students who were unlikely to pass the bar exam"

More, here. Meanwhile, I have this stuck in my head.

Finally, ATL issued its 2015 law school ranking, using employment outcome as the main criterion. I prefer library seats, myself. The usual suspects top the list. After that it becomes random, peppered with nonentities whose claim to fame is the local market is relatively less saturated. That's how Temple makes the cut and USC doesn't. My school did; I stopped putting it on my résumé years ago and my education has been useless both professionally and personally.

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t17.htm

Not seasonally adjustedMay20141,115,400
March20151,115,800
April20151,117,300
May20151,119,0003,600
Seasonally adjustedMay20141,118,800
March20151,119,800
April20151,121,900
May20151,122,2003,400
Change from Apr-15 to
May-15
300

Saturday, May 9, 2015

April 2015

Some good news for once, and I'm not talking about employment. Looks like Charleston School of Law is going belly up. Unfortunately, this was due to its owners getting too greedy and not because the lemmings finally saw the light of day and stopped enrolling, but it's a start.

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t17.htm

Not seasonally adjustedApril20141,116,000
February20151,114,700
March20151,116,000
April20151,117,7001,700
Seasonally adjustedApril20141,120,100
February20151,121,200
March20151,119,800
April20151,122,1002,000
Change from Mar-15 to
Apr-15
2,300