Thursday, January 31, 2013

And it's only TTThursday!

Steeeerike One

"Avoiding law school in droves" - National Law Journal - January 28, 2013

Steeeerike Two

"Law Schools’ Applications Fall as Costs Rise and Jobs Are Cut" - NY Times - January 30, 2013

Steeeerike Three

Yer out!

This has been a glorious week for everyone whose business model doesn't depend on scamming law students. Two scambloggers not-easily-dismissed publications pointed out that law school applications have cratered, falling at an increasing rate, with around 54,000 lemmings applying this cycle. It took years, but the general public has finally caught on. To put things in perspective, there are around 45,000 seats at ABA schools, meaning that if you can fog a mirror then you will be accepted at one or more fully-acredited insTTTiTTTuTTTions. I am not kidding in the least.

The ABA must be so proud of itself. Anointed by the Department of Education, it has allowed this "profession" to approach a 1:1 ratio of applicants to seats. Sort of like cosmetology school except cosmetology school is a lot cheaper and state regulators more vigilant. The biggest percentage drop comes from the highest LSAT scores as the best and brightest flee and free up seats for mouthbreathers.

Some of the talking heads interviewed expect some law schools to close and most of the rest to shrink. My opinion is the academy can't bail water fast enough to save itself. It will take exactly one marginal school failing to make applicants and current students realize they need to take financial viability into account in deciding where, or even if, to matriculate. That will lead to a self-fulfilling prophecy where schools perceived as weak in fact become weak and wither and die. The push to lower cost of attendance, likely by eliminating the third year of school, will only magnify the damage. Besides students, some other interested parties will be auditors and creditors. It's hard to borrow money if you're not considered a going concern. Oh, and just like karma, those cross-default clauses are a bitch.

Knowledge is power.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Read this inspiraTTTional sTTTory

From http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime_and_courts/alleged-robber-with-bucky-badger-hat-needed-money-for-debt/article_90e71ea0-61ab-11e2-9390-001a4bcf887a.html

"A man who wore a three-dimensional Bucky Badger hat when he allegedly robbed an East Side credit union last week told police that he wants to go to prison and needed the money because he has $250,000 in student debt.

An online UW-Madison directory lists Hubatch as a lead custodian at Union South on the UW-Madison campus. University spokesman John Lucas said Hubatch is not a current student but earned a bachelor's in English in 1998 and a law degree in 2004."

Some of you whiners claim your JD weighs you down like a millstone. What you need to do is follow the lead of this "slightly autistic" University of Wisconsin JD and take the bull by the horns mop by the handle. Does this guy sit on his couch all day playing Call of Duty? No! He cleans the damn couch and probably Scotchguards that sucker, too. Thanks to his JD and hard work, he's not just a janitor, he's the LEAD f*cking janitor.

PresTTTige: he haz it.

Now, how to handle his $250K student debt? Some people would IBR it and live happily ever after on a custodian's wages; however, a 49-year-old guy with untreated medical issues will never see the light at the end of the tunnel. Instead, he now gets three hots and a cot, and free medical care, too. Plus, what are his creditors going to do, levy on his prison commissary account?

This is exactly the kind of real-world problem solving you learn in law school. The ABA and UW must both be so proud. As for Hubatch, he may become the best jailhouse lawyer there ever was.

Friday, January 4, 2013

2012 posTTT morTTTem

The gummint says the legal industry added 7,800 jobs in 2012. In brighter news, the number of applicants continued to plummet. I dream that one day only the most special of snowflakes will think taking on six-figure debt to go to law school is a good idea.

A message from the ABA:

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t17.htm

Not seasonally adjustedDecember20111,118,800
October20121,123,300
November20121,123,400
December20121,125,7006,900
Seasonally adjustedDecember20111,115,600
October20121,122,600
November20121,122,400
December20121,123,4007,800
Change from Nov-12 to
Dec-12
1,000

Monday, December 31, 2012

Happy New Year

I want to wish my readers both a personally and professionally successful New Year.

Monday, December 10, 2012

November 2012

Pick a number. Any number. Every time I look at last year's entry, I notice the BLS revised its original figures by a few thousand. Basically, the modest growth over 2011 is potentially a statistical artifact that could disappear the next time employment figures come out. Sucks to be one of the 45,000 newly minted ABA grads.

I wish actual sociologists would take up this discussion, picking up where scambloggers leave off. What drives lemmings? PresTTTige? Lucre? Parental pressure? Terminal credulity? I'm serious. Someone needs to investigate and identify what goes through these individuals' heads. My theory is education in general, and law school in particular, have become one giant moral hazard. Perhaps once the researchers publish their findings, the necessary public policy changes can be made. One can only dream.

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t17.htm

Not seasonally adjustedNovember20111,117,900
September20121,114,700
October20121,122,900
November20121,123,7005,800
Seasonally adjustedNovember20111,116,700
September20121,121,300
October20121,122,300
November20121,122,5005,800
Change from Oct-12 to
Nov-12
200

Saturday, November 17, 2012

OcTTTober 2012

I was rocked like by a hurricane, thus the post's tardiness.

There was a modest increase over September 2012, but given the gummint's penchant for revising initial numbers by thousands, it might was well be random. Year-over-year netted 6,600 positions but consider this: the legal profession industry boasted 1,115,900 jobs in October 2010, giving an anemic two-year growth of 5,700 jobs.

If you want to bet $200K on strong, sustained growth in the legal market, be my guest.

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t17.htm

Not seasonally adjustedOctober20111,115,800
August20121,120,300
September20121,114,500
October20121,121,9006,100
Seasonally adjustedOctober20111,115,000
August20121,119,700
September20121,121,000
October20121,121,6006,600
Change from Sep-12 to
Oct-12
600

Friday, October 5, 2012

SepTTTember 2012

This is a glass-half-full report. Total legal jobs increased by 6K year-over-year; however, there are only 5K more jobs than September 2010. Further, I normally work with seasonally adjusted numbers and September looks a little out-of-whack compared to the previous year (see the prior year post). Whatever. It's not like there's a campaign going on or something.

In other news, if you read my blog roll you'll see commentary on what is hopefully not the start of a noxious trend. UC Hastings reduced its class size 20% while simultaneously increasing tuition 15% to make up the lost revenue. So, the school will end up with fewer, more deeply indebted graduates. Let's be serious: prices are sticky downward and I suspect the temptation to increase the class size in future years while keeping tuition the same will be irresistible. "Hey, on an inflation-adjusted basis we reduced tuition!"

http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.t17.htm

Not seasonally adjustedSeptember20111,110,900
July20121,133,300
August20121,120,100
September20121,113,9003,000
Seasonally adjustedSeptember20111,114,500
July20121,120,800
August20121,119,400
September20121,120,4005,900
Change from Aug-12 to
Sep-12
1,000